The semi-definitive list of the columns of lists I've written

Over the years, I've ranked many things. Many dumb things.

So many things, that it makes sense to keep them in one place, so if you, dear reader, ever have a question about (for instance) how to rank household furniture, you can look here.

A non-exhaustive list of my power rankings over the years:

Bay Area sports owners

Current commercial jingles

Bay Area sports figures (2025)

Most disappointing foods

Best months

Types of tape

Christmas traditions

Best leftover foods

Fingers

Most forgettable teams in major sports

Junk drawer items

Types of pizzas

Fictional holiday figures

Thanksgiving foods

Current Bay Area sports figures (2022)

Pieces of household furniture

Bay Area sports dynasties

Fruits

Office supplies

Bay Area sports figures (2020)

Kitchen appliances

Bay Area sports decades

Christmas songs

Days of the week

Minor U.S. holidays

Most hated Bay Area athletes

Solano County's seasons

Punctuation marks

Decades since 1960s

Generations

Modern inventions

Holidays

Best Bay Area sports figures (2014)

Biggest Bay Area sports star (2013)

Months

Greatest Warriors (2012)

Best Bay Area sports figures (2011)