If I ask you to name the biggest events of 2023, you might struggle, so here are a few you may have forgotten: Titan submersible implodes, killing five people; school shooting; Trump indictment; attack on Israel by Hamas and subsequent war; Russian attack on Ukraine continues; school shooting; Trump indictment; Barbie vs. Oppenheimer in summer movies; Kevin McCarthy ousted as House Speaker and chaos ensues; Maui wildfires; school shooting; Trump indictment; Dodgers collapse again in playoffs.
With many people expecting some terrible drama to unfold over the next 12 months – highlighted by what threatens to be the ugliest presidential election in American history – let's take a deep breath and consider some other things that will happen in 2024.
Things that don't make you dislike your family members or neighbors. Things that don't make you angry or afraid whenever you think of them.
Remember these things as you are bombarded by frightening images and news over the next 12 months. It's not all bad.
1. There are people in your life whom you love and who love you. Even if it feels like everything is coming apart on a big scale, remember that there are people who are concerned about you and vice-versa. Everybody isn't fighting everyone else.
2. Technology causes concerns, but remember that you now have the world at your fingertips. We have more entertainment options than at any time in human history and we regularly participate in the miraculous (Mobile phones! Airplane travel! Microwaved food! GPS mapping!). Try to celebrate the amazing things you can do at least as much as you lament the problems of technology.
3. What do you call a one-legged hippo? A hoppo. See, even in the middle of a newspaper column, you can find pleasure (or anger. Let's say "you can find strong emotion.")
4. The Dodgers may have three of the five best hitters in baseball and an All-Star pitching staff, but they'll still probably lose in the playoffs. That feeling? Germans call it schadenfreude, which means "A Dodgers loss."
5. It's an election year, but it's also a Summer Olympics year. That means this summer's Paris Olympics (late July through mid-August) will give you another chance to care about beach volleyball, taekwondo, artistic swimming, weightlifting and more for the last time until 2028 (when the Olympics are in Los Angeles!). You will also get the opportunity to be proud of our country because we create great track and gymnastics performers.
6. You will do plenty of good things. A fact of life: When evaluating things, we look forward much more than we look back, which means we're much more aware of what we need to do than what we've done. That gets things done, but here's a suggestion for 2024: If you routinely make "to-do" lists, consider making a "done" list so you can reflect on what you've accomplished. In the next 12 months, you will undoubtedly do some major things and likely forget them.
7. You survived the COVID-19 pandemic. Medical people are reluctant to call the pandemic over, but let's face it: COVID killed 350,000 Americans in 2020, 460,000 in 2021 and fewer than 70,000 in 2023, likely dropping it out of the top 10 causes of death. You survived a pandemic that people will discuss for the rest of your life. If you were told in mid-2020 that you'd be fine in 2024, you would have taken it.
8. When you get stressed, see No. 1.
Reach Brad Stanhope at brad.stanhope@outlook.com.