Not because it's unimportant. It's important.
Not because you can't make a difference. Because you can.
Not because if you eliminate the P, the letters can be rearranged to spell "colitis." Because that's true.
But put politics aside because it's time to celebrate things that make America great (and I realize that using the terms "make" "America" and "great" makes some of us cringe. Put that aside for a moment, too).
Friday is July 4, the 249th birthday of the United States of America. That means America is older than the cotton gin, the telegraph, the internal combustion engine and Tik-Tok. But it also means America is younger than the steam engine, the printing press and Dick Van Dyke.
As we celebrate our collective birthday, there are some uniquely American things to celebrate. They don't rank with freedom of speech, representative democracy or the Statue of Liberty on the list of greatest American achievements, but here are 10 random things that are pretty cool and worth honoring:
Hot dog eating contests. Food-eating contests are held around the world, but nobody does it better than us. Joey Chestnut (from Vallejo!) is the Babe Ruth of this "sport," but even the previous biggest star (the "Home Run Baker" of the "sport?"), Takeru Kobayashi made his mark in America. O beautiful, for spacious pies.
Sports. Other nations have favorite sports (usually soccer), but here we love everything. Football, basketball, baseball, hockey, golf, tennis, mixed martial arts, pickleball, hot dog eating contests (see above). I'm grateful to live in a nation with a smorgasbord of great sports.
Hollywood. This may be America's greatest export – our pop culture, which originally was communicated to the world through movies. Hollywood quickly established itself as the center of the film world and retains that role more than a century after Douglas Fairbanks and John Barrymore were the biggest movie stars in the world.
Dollywood. I've never been to Dolly Parton's theme park and don't expect to visit, but the fact that we do theme parks big and we're brash enough to use clever wordplay to name them is another great thing about our country. I guess you could say "Bollywood" is what makes India great, but then I'd say they're just importing our great cultural treasure.
The interstate highway system. It's popular to criticize our roads ("The Roman roads still exist, but then engineers got involved . . ."), but the interstate highway system is remarkable. You can get on Interstate 80 and drive east all the way to Teaneck, New Jersey. You can take I-5 from the Canadian border to Mexico. When cars became the main mode of transportation in the mid-20th century, which country leaned in the hardest? Our interstate highway system was launched in 1956 and completed in 1992. My country, 'tis of thee.
Individualism. No nation emphasizes the individual more than the United States and while it's frequently to our detriment, it also encourages personal responsibility. Most of us believe working hard can get us ahead (even though we generally agree that everyone doesn't start at the same place). That's why our nation has led the way in innovation for centuries.
T-shirt cannons. I don't know if these weapons – designed to fire T-shirts into crowds at a sporting event – are specific to America, but they are common here. If you go to a sporting event and have bad seats, there's still a chance the mascot will fire a T-shirt to you. What a country!
Starbucks. Born in Seattle, exported to the rest of the country and to the rest of the world. It's hard to imagine a world without Starbucks and Starbucks is an American company. Is this my effort to get some free coffee from Starbucks' corporate offices? Maybe.
Friendliness and optimism. Even during dark times for our nation, people in other countries think of Americans as friendly (maybe too friendly?) and optimistic. What do you think of the people in your life who are friendly and optimistic? You like them, right? That's all of us to the rest of the world.
July 4 celebrations. Whether it's music at the Suisun City waterfront, the parade in downtown Fairfield or a (possibly illegal) fireworks show you attend, we love explosions and fireworks and danger to celebrate our nation's birthday. Sure, it's flawed. But we have T-shirt cannons, hot dog eating contests and Starbucks!
Reach Brad Stanhope at bradstanhope@outlook.com.