I believe in competition. I also believe I can fly and that children are our future, but those are both future columns.
This is about competition. Unlike most year-in-review news stories, I don't just issue rankings. I hold a tournament: December Madness.
I've picked the top eight stories of the year, based on how they affected me – meaning you may not agree. But that's the beauty of the playoff: It ends debate.
The winner of this tournament will be the year's biggest story!
Let's get started.
QUARTERFINALS
Highway project milestones vs. Mrs. Brad surgery
The Highway 12 expansion through Jameson Canyon finished late this summer, simplifying the Napa-Fairfield commute. Also, the long-awaited Interstate-680/Interstate-80 interchange project (at least Phase I) started, resulting in a screwy lane swerve. Those were important, but Mrs. Brad had an internal organ removed Dec. 1, which affected me more. Without going into detail, let's just say I can no longer shout "you've sure got a lot of gall!" at her. Mrs. Brad's surgery advances to the semis.
Madison Bumgarner wins World Series vs. Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 disappears
The Giants won their third World Series in five years because their young pitcher won two games and saved a third, an epic performance that earned him Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year honor. Meanwhile, hundreds of passengers and a huge plane disappeared, leading to months of speculation about their whereabouts and one extremely mistimed column making light of it. The Giants made me feel good, the plane taught me a painful lesson about satire. Bumgarner advances.
My career change vs. California drought
In October, I left regular journalism and moved to a new job in a new city. Meanwhile, there was no rain for most of the year, then downpours in December. Which do you think affected me more? I'm selfish. My career change advances.
My novel is published vs. Ebola outbreak
In February, my novel, "Not Quite Camelot," was finally published. It was nice to see it in print and people were extremely gracious about it (looking for a late Christmas present? It's on Amazon!). Later in the year, the Ebola virus killed thousands in Africa and threatened to become the pandemic we've feared and Hollywood has foreshadowed. I'm selfish, but not that selfish. Ebola outbreak advances.
SEMIFINALS
Mrs. Brad's surgery vs. Madison Bumgarner wins World Series
Let's look at it this way: I love Mrs. Brad, but other people have had that surgery. Nobody's done what Bumgarner did: Six relief innings just two days after a complete game. In Game 7 of the World Series. Sorry, Mrs. Brad, but Bumgarner advances to the finals.
My career change vs. Ebola outbreak
Both became big in October. Both resulted in people suddenly feeling worse. But my career change didn't keep health officials up at night trying to find a solution, it only kept my new boss up trying to find a solution. Ebola spreads (pun intended) to the championship round.
CHAMPIONSHIP
Madison Bumgarner wins World Series vs. Ebola outbreak
Ebola threatened the security of our country. It changed the way people travel. It promoted some potential breakthroughs in treatment. But Bumgarner had the most epic World Series performance of my lifetime and helped the Giants become the dominant team of this decade. Of course, it's MadBum's world. His World Series performance was the biggest deal of 2014. (Start playing "We are the champions" and release the confetti!)
Brad Stanhope is a former Daily Republic editor. Reach him at bradstanhope@hotmail.com.